Gum-chewing Bit**

-Life can be a bitch. A gum-chewing, fists-on-hips, slum-dweller bitch, who would scream, swear and carry on. Her shrill crescendo of abuse would follow you wherever you go. Ah, dunia! Bitch.

-Allow me another rant, please. Some women have no sense of dressing whatsoever: that what one wears in the privacy of her house cannot and should not be worn outside. Oh ladies, please spare us the unsightly sight of your vein-riddled legs and thighs and save this hideous display for your family and “significant other”. Short women too should be banned for life from wearing short dresses, skirts or shorts. Please ladies please, no one wants to see those podgy fat thighs and legs of yours; save the torture for your “insignificant others.” Ok?

Ah, I feel better now :D